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Shazam: Fury of the Gods Sucks and It Makes Me Hate My Life

Parker Traman
March 31, 2023

Ranking the Chelleve Albums

Parker Traman
March 15, 2023

Ranking the Deftones Albums

Parker Traman
March 13, 2023

A Knife in the Dark: Hardcore’s Premier Youngbloods

Parker Traman
February 9, 2023

Every Time I Die is the Second Greatest Band of All Time

Parker Traman
February 3, 2023

Smiling Friends is the Greatest Comedy of All Time

Parker Traman
January 20, 2023

Converge is the Greatest Band of All Time

Parker Traman, Writer
January 6, 2023

Green Day Sucks

Parker Traman
December 14, 2022

Something Sucks

Parker Traman
December 7, 2022

Chris Pratt Sucks

Parker Traman
November 30, 2022

Thanksgiving Sucks

Parker Traman
November 17, 2022

NHL Season Predictions – Central Division

Parker Traman
September 28, 2022

Who Could Be the Next James Bond?

Parker Traman
September 1, 2022

A Recent Deep Dive into Parker’s Impeccable Music Taste

Parker Traman, Writer
May 2, 2022

Every Batman Film Ranked

Parker Traman, Writer
March 14, 2022

The Cereal Judgement Variety Hour

Parker Traman, Writer
January 25, 2022

Parker’s Profound Portfolio Probes – Axe To Fall by Converge

Parker Traman, Writer
December 9, 2021

Parker’s Profound Portfolio Probes – Jane Doe by Converge

Parker Traman
September 2, 2021

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