As you all know, I am a true connoisseur of music, a man who travels the world in search of truly immaculate tunes to have a nice jig to. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned throughout my many years of musical critique, it’s that Green Day is absolutely terrible. “God’s Favorite Band”? There’s a reason I’m an atheist. These three buffoons have cooked up some of the most overrated “punk” albums I’ve ever heard in my life. Dookie wasn’t even the best punk album of 1994 (Smash by the Offspring is), and American Idiot is just radio garbage. “Wake Me Up When September Ends”? More like wake me up when Billie Joe Armstrong finally shuts up. Speaking of Billie Joe Armstrong, I thoroughly dislike him. To start off, he looks stupid. His big dumb hairdo along with his goofy eyeliner. This man is fifty years old and still tries acting hip with the kids. This man needs to go off to the retirement home. Also, did you know that his son got accused of sexual misconduct while a member of Green Day-rip-off-of-the-year band, SWMRS? Can I also diss the fans of this deplorable excuse for a band? The majority of Green Day fans are either basic gen Z girls who are the purest definition of posers, geriatric skaters well past their prime trying to pass off their disgusting interests off to their children, or the members of Green Day. The best thing Green Day ever did was dying in The Simpsons Movie. Eat Arby’s.