Jokes of the Day

Eli Kayser, Writer

August 31, 2018

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."   A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her...

Jokes of the Day

Eli Kayser, Writer

August 29, 2018

An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit. A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train. The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.   Man:...

Jokes of the Day

Eli Kayser, Writer

August 28, 2018

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up 20 minutes.”   "There’s that momen...

Jokes of the Day

Jokes of the Day

August 28, 2018

Joke of the Day

Eli Kayser, Writer

August 27, 2018

Three friends are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp. The genie grants each of them one wish. The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted. The second guy wishes the same. Wish...

The Office Memes

Danielle Taets, Writer

January 26, 2018

With four straight weeks until spring break, many of us feel drained, and if you don't now, you most likely are going to be. So, if you are The Office fan and need someone to relate to, here are some legendary memes from your...

Christmas Funnies

Christmas Funnies

November 28, 2017

Quote Of The Week

Morgan Schroeder, Writer

October 18, 2017

This weeks quote comes from Haley D., from 3rd hour journalism. She quotes, "I'm so excited this snack club is taking off...... the wheels are turning!" The third hour journalism is starting a snack club for their class. They...

Four Day Weekend!

Nikki Taets, Writer

October 18, 2017

In honor of the four day weekend and Halloween sneaking up on us, press here to see one of the best videos to ever exist. It's time to get in the Halloween spirit!    

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