Jokes of the Day
September 5, 2018
1st Joke
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
2nd Joke
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, Marc answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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