Huge Dad Jokes
September 10, 2018
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
- The shovel is a ground-breaking invention.
- 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
- What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
- Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn’t know the cat was on fire.
- This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in here.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP
- what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
- Can February March? No, but April May.
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