Huge Dad Jokes

Ryan Fowler, Writer
September 10, 2018

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  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

 

  • The shovel is a ground-breaking invention.

 

  • 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

 

  • What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

 

  • Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn’t know the cat was on fire.

 

  • This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in here.

 

  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

 

  • Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP

 

  • what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

 

  • Can February March? No, but April May.
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