Huge Dad Jokes

Huge Dad Jokes

Ryan Fowler, Writer


  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.


  • The shovel is a ground-breaking invention.


  • 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.


  • What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.


  • Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn’t know the cat was on fire.


  • This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in here.


  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.


  • Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP


  • what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.


  • Can February March? No, but April May.