Jokes of the Day

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Ryan Fowler, Writer

  • When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I think it’s sweet. I also think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
  • My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
  • I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke – but you didn’t like it.
  • Patient – It’s my first surgery.  Doctor – Mine too! Hope it’s a success.
  • My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.