Rating Disney Princesses Based on How Well They Would do in Quarantine

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Abby Bindewald, Writer

1. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

Belle is a complete bookworm, who would happily lounge around for months on end and read books non-stop while she drinks her tea. She would adore quarantine, and, if we’re being honest, probably not come out of it even when it ends.

2. Merida (Brave)

The movie “Brave” is all about how Merida doesn’t want to get married or be around people, and she curses her mother for trying to get her married. She would spend most of her time practicing with her bow or facetiming her mom.

3. Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

Let’s be honest, she would probably sleep through the entire thing, wake up, and ask, “what happened?”

4. Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)

Tiana would spend one hundred percent of her time creating new recipes for her restaurant, and volunteering at shelters to cook for the homeless while her restaurant is closed.

5. Pocahontas (Pocahontas)

Pocahontas would spend all of her time outside, and most likely make birdhouses so she can have a collection of birds and bird homes in her backyard.

6. Jasmine (Aladdin)

Jasmine is extremely independent, and would spend most of her time lying around with Rajah, her pet tiger, or gardening exotic plants.

7. Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)

Snow White would waste her days happily by cleaning everything she could. When she isn’t cleaning, she would most likely spend her time trying to make another “wish apple” (poison apple) so she could relive the time when she fell asleep and woke up to a prince standing over her.

8. Mulan (Mulan)

Mulan would most likely do just as well as the rest of us. Although she would be filled to the brim with boredom, she would use her spare time to practice her fighting skills, so she could become more of a bad*** than she already is.

9. Moana (Moana)

Moana would breakdown quickly and start “window shopping” for vacations online. She would spend all of her money planning for future vacations.

10. Cinderella (Cinderella)

Cinderella would spend most of her time cleaning and going on quarantine walks, I think it’s safe to say that she would spend a majority of her time outside, most likely growing a pumpkin garden and solving puzzles.

11. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

Ariel wanted only one thing in life, and that was to be with people. If Ariel had to go through quarantine she would most likely sit on her front lawn and try to talk to any and every person that went past her home while they walk on their regular quarantine walks.

12. Rapunzel (Tangled)

In last is Rapunzel. She spent her entire life locked away in a tower with no social interaction, so there’s no way she doesn’t have PTSD. Rapunzel would have a series of mental breakdowns within the first week of quarantine, strictly because she wouldn’t have any social interactions.