We all have those moments when we are doing something and then some weird thoughts pops into our heads…Here are some of those thoughts.

“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.”

“When we were young we snuck  out to go to parties. When we are older we sneak out of the parties to go home.”

“Your future self is talking crap about you.”

“If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.”

“It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown but milk doesn’t stain your teeth white.”

“Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.”

“The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.”

“You know you’ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.”

“Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy.” 

“Anybody that questions why you are shoveling six inches of snow in the *middle* of a snowstorm hasn’t shoveled twelve inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm.” 

“Accidentally liking someone’s post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.” 

Have you ever had any of what people like to call shower thoughts? I know I definitely think about the most strange things when I am in the middle of doing something. Sometimes I will be in the middle of having a conversation with someone and I start laughing out of nowhere.