All About Izzy (Izzard)


Liz Wilbur, Writer

Today Lizard, (Liz) is going to be interviewing Izzard, (Izzy), a Junior here at Orion High School.  

Q: So why do you think I should write an article about you? 

A: I think you should write this article about me because I do not want to study for the Science test.

Q; What is your dream sport?

A: Figure skating or Gymnastics, I’m not really ideal for these sports but I think this would be fun.

Q: If you could change anything in the school what would you change?

A: Better Food, because they scare me and fix the mouse problem.

Q: Favorite sandwich place?  

A: Jersey Mike’s.

Q: Who is your favorite Teacher?

A: Mrs. Stropes.

Q: What Monster would you be in Monsters Inc.

A: I would be the scary bad guy one.

Q: If you could be an animal for the day, what animal would you be?

A: I think it would be really fun to be a seahouse and rap your tail around a sea weed and vibe.

Q: What is your most irrational fear?

A: Getting cancer beating it, then getting it again, and dying.

Q:  What is your least favorite class?

A: I would say all of them; math in particular.

Q: Are you artistically inclined?

A: God No, I wish though, but I do sew.

Q: What is your favorite school lunch?

A: I haven’t had a school lunch in three years.

Q: What is your favorite thing in your locker?

A: Probably my snacks.

Q: What would you do if you were given $1000 and you only had 5 minutes to spend it?

A: I would buy a really crappy RV off of facebook and the update it.

Q: What is your spirit animal 

A: I don’t believe that white people should use the term ¨spirit animal¨ because it is a term with cultural significance for indigenous people. I don’t understand the meaning behind their use of this term and it isn’t mine to use. It’s just one more example of white people taking another culture and not respecting it. 

Q:Who is the messiest person you know?

A: Me.

Q: If you could time travel what decade would you go?

A: I would probably be a teenager in the 90’s.

Q: What kid’s movie is scary to you?

A: A lot of them actually, Pinocchio in particular.

Q: If someone gives you an elephant. You can’t sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant?

A: I would build it a barn and name it Eugine and give it the best life possible.

Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

A: A Weeping Willow on a small hill, in the country.

Q: What is your favorite food?

A: That is so hard, right now sushi.

Q: If a six year old child came up to you and asked if Santa Claus was real, what would you tell them?

A: Yes, of course.

Q: You are on Death Row, what would your last meal be?

A: Unlimited sushi and breadsticks from the olive garden.

Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention. What do you think cats dream about?

A: I think they dream about catching birds, because that is definitely what my cat does.