All About Nathan Tapscott


Liz Wilbur, Writer

Today, I am going to be interviewing Nathan Tapscott, a Junior here at Orion High School.  


Q: So why do you think I should make an article about you? 

A: Because, I feel quite important.


Q; What is your dream sport?

A: Professional Marco Polo.


Q: What is your favorite Video Game?

A: Without a doubt ¨Don’t Starve Together.¨


Q: If you could change anything in the school what would you change?

A: Having a nap hour.


Q: Favorite sandwich place?  

A: Subway.


Q: Who is your favorite Teacher?

A: Without a doubt, Mista Lista


Q: If you could be an animal for the day, what animal would you be?

A: Dude totally an Octopus, I read the article ¨Did that octopus just punch that fish?¨ and according to the article they punch things out of spite. And the also like shape shifts and have no bones and stuff. 


Q: What is your favorite (School appropriate) quote?

A: ¨EEEEEOEOOWOOWOW¨ -from Muscle Man on The Regular Show  or ¨sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something. -Fin the Human 


Q:What is your most irrational fear?

A: The fear of long words, and screaming myself to sleep. 


Q:  What is your least favorite class?

A: Algebra II.


Q: Are you artistically inclined?

A: Hell no!


Q: What is your favorite school lunch?

A: Chicken nuggets.


Q: What embarrasses you the most?

A: My height…


Q: What is your favorite thing in your locker?

A: My sunglasses.


Q: What would you do if you were given $1000 and you only had 5 minutes to spend it.

A: I would get a second monitor, save $100 to pay for my minecraft server, and then give the rest to my parents. 


Q: What is your spirit animal 

A: The axolotl because they just sit around and scream. 


Q: If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start?  

A:I honestly would start up a bar with Logan Gass, Joey Foley.


Q: What kid’s movie is scary to you?

A: Teletubbies and the beginning of ¨ET¨ that scared the crap out of me.


Q: If someone gives you an elephant. You can’t sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant?

A: I would train him to learn how to trample people if they make me pay taxes.


Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

A: I would be a palm tree because I would be soaking up the good sun and always see Hawaiian girls.


Q: What is your favorite food?

A: Honestly Five Guys cheeseburgers are bombs.


Q: If a six year old child came up to you and asked if Santa Claus was real, what would you tell them?

A: Can I punch the child? If not, I would say ¨Go ask your parents.¨


Q: You are on Death Row, what would your last meal be?

A: Freaking Steak and Shake chicken tendies, A mario 1-up mushroom so I would die and then come back again.


Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention. What do you think cats dream about?

A: World Domination.