All About Britani


Liz Wilbur, Writer

Today I am going to be interviewing Britani Trujillo a Junior here at Orion High School.  

Q: So why do you think I should make an article about you?

A: No reason, because you asked me.

Q: Where are you from?

A: Rock Island.

Q; What is your dream sport.

A: Do I look like someone that looks like I play sports?

Q: If you could change anything in the school what would you change?

A: The school.

Q: Favorite sandwich place?  

A: Subway.

Q: Who is your favorite Teacher?

A: Mrs. Stannke, she is sort of like the cool aunt.

Q: If you could be an animal for the day, what animal would you be?

A: A Slug, because they are sluggish.

Q: What is your favorite quote?

A: “You can talk all you want, but eventually somebody got to cook the hot dog” by Kevin Hart.

Q:What is your most irrational fear?

A: Frog. They are really scary.

Q:  What is your least favorite class?

A: Gym, not because of the people, but because of gym.

Q: Are you artistically inclined?

A: Is that even a question Liz? Duh! 

Q: What is your favorite school lunch?

A: I don’t eat lunch here.

Q: What embarrasses you the most?

A: My Face.

Q: What is your favorite thing in your locker?

A: I literally have my books and book bag in my locker, so I guess my book bag.

Q: What would you do if you were given a thousand dollars and you only had 5 minutes to spend it.

A: I would get a whole lot of Amazon Gift Cards.

Q: What is your spirit animal.

A: A Giraffe, because they are tall.

Q: If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start?  

A: I would make a museum, to put up all my art.

Q: What kid’s movie is scary to you?

A: Coraline.

Q: Someone gives you an elephant. You can’t sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant?

A: Have it water my plants.

Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

A: Cherry because they are pretty.

Q: What is your favorite food?

A: Chavindeca.

Q: If a six year old child came up to you and asked if Santa Claus was real, what would you tell them?

A: I would say, “No, I’m so sorry.”

Q: You are on Death Row, what would your last meal be?

A: I really like seafood, salad, cookies-and-cream ice cream, and watermelon juice.

Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention, what do you think cats dream about?

A:  Those lizards that run on water (Jesus Lizards).